My curated self has asked me for a divorce
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
I want what you want so I want a cow
We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh
We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have