Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?
Evil is cruelty plus pleasure
In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral
Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.