The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life
Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen
If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that