We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way