When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…