The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
You can only make a difference in the face of indifference
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures