And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found
With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat