It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
Cyberspace is an unmaker’s space where we make the tech to unmake the people to make the money And though you can prepare
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…