I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…
When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion