Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control
When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen
When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless