This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…

It’s always darkest before the yawn

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me