People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but
Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question