It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case