The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know
You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…