There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…
In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them