When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in
The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
Until now technology could be understood as an extension of the body’s will to power With AI
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher