A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious
A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
Mating For Life Saved My
If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–