The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…