I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
Once the cost of AI turns negligi… the world to come becomes inexorab… and as conditions grow unintelligi… just know that you and I are repli… into beings who are far more execu…
America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb