When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor
The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage