If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away
Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own