My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer