Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…