If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map
A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
You can only make a difference in the face of indifference
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety