I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
A being becomes human when you add meaning
100% of success is showing up on time
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules