I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it
Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything