The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds