If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,
We fear that the long game Is a long, lost game Because we find ourselves lost Forgetting how, on the surface of… We can plow forward in trust
The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…