Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…