Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
It’s always darkest before the yawn
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment
Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–