The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition
I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet