The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or
Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…
The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place