When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me