The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone
Apocalypse now in the eternal now
Dreams don’t come true; They are true
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
You always hear that technology is neutral but AI is like people in that its neutrality is mere obfuscation
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface