I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor
Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort