Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen
To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
Breathe in not out
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
I changed My mind By following My heart