An Ode to the PGA Tour
Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;