Naturally, Einstein Was Jewish
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words
I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God