An Ode to the PGA Tour
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body
We fear that the long game Is a long, lost game Because we find ourselves lost Forgetting how, on the surface of… We can plow forward in trust
I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…
It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but