I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger
Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking