No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer