Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
In our western culture you shan’t take pride in the power you’ve cultivated over the Other so you have to convince yourself
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only
We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
