Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…
Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her