The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider
Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried