Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants