The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…