God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us