We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships
“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman