When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines