When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…